Turkey Melt

A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.

Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.

by luckypork July 15, 2011

GOOSE TURKEY

When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes

Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

Jerky Turkey

A pet name that one calls a girlfriend or spouse. Its a word that they seldom like to be called but they allow it because they know they are called that out of love.

Me: I love you Jerky Turkey
Her: Don't call me Jerky Turrrrrrkey
Me: I love you babe
Her: I love you too big head

by Sinnah24 February 6, 2010

bosom turkey

Someone who loves extremely fat and/or flabby breasts or chests, can be either male or female.

"Wow, she's hot bro."
(friend looks over to see a large and very flabby woman with extremely flabby breasts)
"You're such a bosom turkey."

by ovechkinrockssox March 6, 2008

stuff the turkey

A maneuver used by males suffering from limp dick syndrome, usually caused by too much illegal drug use. Stuffing the turkey is to weasle an otherwise useless limp penis into the vagina of a female which will result in a fully erect, useable penis.

After 10 ectasy pills and 2 grams of cocaine Eric had no option but to stuff the turkey.

"Man I was so high last night I thought I was going to be shooting pool with a piece of string, but after stuffing the turkey everything worked out great!"

by The Whisker Biscuit Basher July 27, 2005

Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008

turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbles like a turkey

Verb Turkey fingered

You take your thumb and shove it up her ass while wiggling your fingers and she gobbled like a turkey
Ex “An there I was ready to get my back blown out and he turkey fingered me out of no where”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020