hair force

Indie Rock types who grow their large (not long), disheveled manner. Much like bed-head but usually requires a good 30 minute in front of the mirror with $25 in "product" strategically applied.
Rob's totally joined the hair force since he started dating that art-school chick.
by Grotos27 February 05, 2005
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witch's hair

on women, a fast-growing long single strand of hair that grows out of your face or chest
Ew! I just found a witch's hair growing under my chin!
by neonRashes September 11, 2020
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C Hair

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.
Damn, Steve - That's too bad. You only missed that putt by a fucking C Hair!! Good effort though.
by PattyMac78 November 04, 2009
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doody hairs

Traces of fecal matter left on anus follicles following a subject's successful excretion. Diarrhea can intensify, as liquid bowel movements infiltrate anus follicles at a higher rate. Also, not properly cleaning the rectal area following excretion can intensify. Can produce many symptoms including strong/pungent odor, extreme itchiness and rashes. When accompanied by toilet paper morsels and anus perspiration, an exotic human anomaly called dingle-berries can transpire.
After a night of heavy drinking Armando stopped by the local Taco Bell and consumed 6 bean burritos; later that night Armando, still intoxicated, excreted a very loose stool and fell asleep on the toilet. The next morning his anus itched quite intensely and it soon became clear he did not properly wipe and was rocking some serious doody hairs.
by mysticblum3 January 20, 2012
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bhole hair

the hair that is in ur bhole
ur moms bhole hair is so thick that my dipstick gets caught in it
by effdat December 27, 2006
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salmon hair

salmon hair is when hair on the top of the head is nearly glued to the face and you look pathetic. it mostly happens when a persons hair is in a fanny split.
oh my god!! look at shanes hair its so salmon hair - ish!
by bbbbbb1234 October 15, 2010
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hair flip

a action used to express the emotion of "fuck it"...made famous by Chris Crocker
Sally: " That bitch stole your man?!!?"
Lisa: "Yeah" :-(
Sally: " Ummmm i say do a hair flip and move on"
Lisa: " Yeah you right...(flip....fuck 'em"
by Shae'Lynn April 07, 2008
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