Donald Trump is being a dildo
by Ch9de May 28, 2017
Get the being a dildomug. The code name for the jewish and bi curious Dylan Collins. He has an extremely pale penis, which is large at base but miniscule when reaching the head. He is very insecure, and without the support of Shortridge Academy, would undoubtably walk in front of an oncoming bullet train.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
A Dildo Baggins or a Dildo Collins, is a very rare being, but if you listen hard enough, you will sure hear his bird like calls, as he accepts a veiny fat dick in his rear.
A little background on Dildo/Dylan Baggins, is that he can be a large asshole but mainly towards fat people. His reason being, is male mistress who resides in the country side of Baltimore Maryland, known as "Chode-Opolus" is recently going through gastric bypass surgery due to him weighing in at 740 pounds. Dylan and "Mr." Opolus were to get married secretly, however, on the night before their wedding, Mr Baggins inserted, attempted rather, to insert his blinding white too into Opolus's ass, however could not find it, so made the abrupt decision to stick in underneath one of his many luscious roles. His head was suffocated, and never has been the same. They broke up a day later, and to this day hates all those who are obese.
by 97rc92 September 22, 2010
Get the Dildo Bagginsmug. An adjective used to describe a situation in which everyone is in "fucked".
When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.
When yelled, it can be a warning to others to hide from someone who is not liked.
by Jimbo Pierce November 21, 2007
Get the red dildomug. by Filthychels December 23, 2016
Get the Dildo bagginsmug. My fucked up brother put a video of a dude getting vibrator shoved in and out of his cock. The dirty hooker coped a cock dildo
by Lucas Newitt September 27, 2006
Get the cock dildomug. A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 27, 2010
Get the Haiti Dildomug. A Hobbit residing in Sonipat, Haryana by the alias of Saurabh Dhillon.(Dhill-o, Dild-o).
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
He has no ring. He just has an unnaturally brilliant ability to live off people.
Also a descendant of the common parasite.
by Beelzebub234 October 13, 2011
Get the Dildo Bagginsmug.