Chris

Usually a big fat guy who ass crack hangs out all the time and low key smells like shit

Damn Chris's ass crack is always hangin out and. It smells hella bad

by Bansh January 20, 2017

chris

Some fat fuck that no one likes and is broke af and gay

chris is gay

by #Chris is gay May 15, 2018

chris

A guy who lives and works in Bournemouth.
One who drinks too much with people called Gary.
Generally says Do one far too much.

Lets go drinking tonight, Chris!

by Darren Swan January 29, 2008

Chris

A long legged fag who tells people he has a huge dick but in reality it's smaller than a sea cucumber

My name is Chris I drive a Honda Civic and I cry when people talk about my dick

by Bigcat9797 May 20, 2016

Chris

Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot

Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3

by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019

Chris

a cheating, lying, manipulative asshole with no life at all, he gave away the only goof thing in his life and traded her for a thot that thinks tiktok is still musical.ly he's a dumb bitch that gives hicks to his girlfriend and calls his ex just to make her hate herself. he's a dickhead

who's that?/
oh thats Chris stay away/

by thatsprettylitpeppa February 2, 2020

Chris

Chris is the best guy friend you could ever ask for. He will spoil you when you are having a bad day and he is willing to travel as far as he needs to in order to make you happy. He is the most caring person that you will ever meet. Although you might not have known him for a long time don’t underestimate the amount of impact he will have on your life. Chris is super funny and amazing to be around. You can’t have a bad day when you are with Chris.

Today is gonna be amazing, Chris is coming.

by chris’bff August 9, 2019