Ethan L

A person who is legendary as one can be. He is usually spotted by slow-motion cameras walking at the speed of Mach 20 and can run up to the speed of light. However, he lives an anti-social life; he is often alone at home watching Chinese drama on one of his 20 tabs while eating 30 ice cream sandwiches per hour.

Jeff: Wow, I think I just say a blur run past me
Tod: Wow, it must be Ethan L. You must have great eyes in order to see him bro.

by etRock November 8, 2016

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Shiloh L.

Shiloh is the cutest girl in the world. You’d absolutely do anything for her. She loves cats and Minecraft. The only thing she drinks is Dutch bro’s and Starbucks. Favorite food is spaghetti.

I want to Marry Shiloh L.
Shiloh has a boyfriend so back up or you gonna get put in a body bag.

by Bootylickq January 30, 2020

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Grandpa L

A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.

(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)

by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022

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