Shitpost Status

An shitty type of memes that are nsfw but cringe, and probably used to be popular until now, they are shit and nsfw channels are making videos like these

Bob : this shitpost status video with a cropped nsfw thumbnail was reccomended to me for no reason

Paul : that is because it is popular and a clickbait

by YellowChad November 22, 2022

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010

cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

by Dubiks December 21, 2018

Pile of statue

What locals call an infamous, overpriced, piece of "art" located smack dab in the center of downtown for all to see. Intended to look like a coiled up snake, it actually looks like a pile of ----. Hence the name "Pile of statue".

While driving through downtown San Jose on W. San Carlos Blvd,

Friend: Holy crap, what's that?
Local: That my friend, is the city councils latest embarassment, the infamous San Jose Pile of Statue!

by PDiddzle July 16, 2009

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009