backpack status

When a girl/guy is constantly hanging off your back. This is worse then a stage 5 clinger. This person just doesnt understand no

Omg I told you I wont give you my # what is wrong with you? do you take no for an answer? youre like a backpack just hanging off of my back. serious backpack status.

by yan starr August 30, 2011

Counter Status

When someone makes a facebook status in response to another persons facebook status, usually in an aggressive manner. Often no ones name is used in the status, but because of a mutually know situation they do not have to use names.

Person A Status: "So-and-so is a cheap a-hole who doesn't think of anyone but himself, that necklace was practically a cracker jack prize!"

Person B Counter Status: "You've shown your true colors. It wasn't cheap when I bought it for you bitch."

by Iaintgotnoshame May 11, 2010

King Status

When a women is at an extremely high level emotionally, mentally, spiritually, and energetically that she commands others' attention with little to no effort. When she does speak, she speaks with WISDOM . She acts from the state of strength and balance.

Mia is king status.
"Did you see the way she presented that speech??? That's KING STATUS"
I am king status

by i love the doughhhhhhh XD December 11, 2020

master status

The description of a person that everyone else knows them by which makes them easily identifiable. Usually consisting of a name and a small specific detail that relates to that person.

Who was just on the phone with you?
Karen with the tits<--Master Status

Which toolbag are you talking about?
Gary from Dove Creek<--Master Status

Where should i get a sack?
Skater Mike<--Master Status

by rgloc February 23, 2009

Love Statue

Describing a man's erection or a dildo

Quick I need some new batteries for my Love statue!

by Billy Thatchweaver September 7, 2013

Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.

Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.

by dffgdddd February 4, 2010

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010