Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 08, 2022

Ranched

Absolutely destroyed someone at a game or activity

"We won 10-0, we completely ranched those guys!"

by ranch in my pants January 01, 2021

Ranch Neck

A Joe

His name is Joe? He's probably a Ranch Neck.

by Ranchneck35 December 30, 2015

ranch crocs

A pair of crocs called "Ranch Crocs" that were given away in a raffle by crocs.

Yes, crocs themed like ranch dressing. It was part of a collaboration with Hidden Valley.

Person 1: "Hey, what's your favorite croc?"
Person 2: "Ranch crocs, 100%."

by aguywhosaguy October 21, 2021

ranch apple

The act of dipping an apple in ranch dressing and swallowing it whole.

Did you hear how Tommy ate a ranch apple?

by Nickypaz April 14, 2018

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Squid in Ranch

A term used in reference for an unexpected moment, or one that lacks sense

How do you say Squid in Ranch?

by themontrealman June 02, 2020