Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.

Shazam! And just like that, Ed rose disappeared !

by Clarabella October 18, 2020

ed-ness

When someone does some unexplainable dumb shit

"I hate when people read out loud and mispronounce every simple word" that's Pure Ed-ness

by _violet_ May 4, 2018

A-wilkerson-ed

To be the type of guy who even though is a racist, loves sucking small black dick. Also drives a mustang. Physically abuses women, as well as children sexual.

He was completely A-wilkerson-ed. We caught him orally pleasing petite underaged black men.

by Betterluckruss1 December 12, 2020

Yeat(ed)

Yeat or action for word yeat=yeated-The name of a dolly used to carry heavy or bulky items very easily. A man name Tom Yeats started a dolly company out of his garage in Long Beach, California back in 1936. He hired a young boy named Bill Anderson, who, at the age of 14 worked twice as hard as any other employee. Tom took Bill under his wing, impressed by his responsibility and work ethic. When World War 2 broke out, Bill did his part by serving with the Merchant Marines. After the war, Bill returned to Yeats and eventually became a part owner (decades later sole owner). Despite false claims that this word was created in the navy it actually originated from the appliance dolly. Company as a quick way to move objects from a to b. It gained much notoriety in ww2 and American linguistics can debate the turns it may have taken but this is the original gangster willing to do the lords bidding. The company moved to a final and current location, Fullerton, in the early 1950's where the company began its growth. Soon, dealer networks were set up and our dollies were being shipped all over the country via freight train. Though business and reputation began to grow, the purpose remained the same. Build the best darn appliance dolly in the business, with the best materials, right here in the United States! Today, they stick to that tradition and continue to make "hand" dollies by hand.

Yeat(ed)- Jasen needed to get his dead hooker off the floor fast before his wife comes home with the kids. He grabbed his yeat dolly and quickly "yeated" the dead hooked back into the ally from which she came.

by Brings the meat October 29, 2021

Ed White

The word special has many meanings but In this case, 'special' is the only word that can describe this child.

Quotes from Ed White:
'Are you guys just retarded or what?'
'Oi, oi'
'Ancheeee'
'Jimathy'
'wakeem'
'are you gay or just homosexual'
'wait....'

If you need any information about john deeres and how to stick your pp in there exhasts you know who to ask

We love you Ed White xxxx

(Person 1) - Don't be such an Ed White

(Person 2) - Dont be so fucking rude

(Person 1) - You were the one who went 'can I get a mwah mwah' at the end of your walk

by undisclosedinformation June 23, 2021

Nacarrato-ed

To be randomly attacked by a younger new student for an extremely retarded, insignificant, or pointless reason.

Ignacio- "Dude, that new kid, Gabe, Nacarrato-ed me."
Brendan-"Why did he do that?"
Ignacio-"Apparently we wear similar shirts and he ain't down with that."
Brendan-"That kid is a moron."
Ignacio-"That's the second time this week! On Monday he Nacarrato-ed me for accidentally bumping him in the lunch line."
Brendan-"How unfortunate. I sure am glad I'm not part of this predicament. Now I'm gonna go have intimate relations in a Biblical sense."

by ja1ck October 17, 2011

ed head

SUPER ed sheeran fan

im a HUGE ed head when “perfect” comes on

by uwugaspy April 19, 2023