Someone who is trying to act like a goldfish, but isn't. Also, a person who nobody loves and they weren't hugged much as a kid.
Person 1: My mommy told me I am a little crumb snatcher.
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!
Person 2: THATS BECAUSE YOU'RE A POSER GOLDFISH THAT NO ONE LOVES!!!
by you like to know, WOULDNT YOU? March 22, 2007
A Girl who shops at rue 21 who buys shirts that say give peas a chance or flashes hippie signs who doesnt do drugs or know who any people in the hippie movement are.
by ur moms dads step dads testees August 23, 2009
Losers who read Twilight because:everyone else read it,they thought the movie was awesome,they thought the actors were HAWT OR they just saw the movie w/o reading tthe books OR they don't even like it and just pretend to b/c every1 else(namely posers) love it!
Shallow_Girl:OME!!!!I LOVE Robert sooo much he's sooo HAWT
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!
Me:Shut up you twilight poser
Tine:Yeah twilight poser!!!!!
Twilight Originals:Go DIE!!!!!
by pockylover368 April 16, 2009
by Nicole April 17, 2004
You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
by smilygrl December 07, 2009
peoples who think that they are cool cus they can make fun of other peoples like them...you are all the same
by chrissy February 04, 2004
someone who'll post a picture of themselves on myspace from basically a different era in their lives, i.e. a really skinner period in their lives whereas now they're really fat and barley recognizable. A fake, false, posing individual.
Man, did you see Laura's myspace page?? She used that picture of herself back when she was in high school... Seven years ago and before she had 5 kids!!
Damn, what a myspace poser!!
Damn, what a myspace poser!!
by cbugg February 03, 2008