Short and Fat

Short and fat

He is short and fat

by numacunosti June 14, 2017

fat cat

IMA FAT CAT

IMA FAT CAT!

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019

Big JIMMY FAT

Run away from him he is an asshole and hates people he can’t catch you though if you run he pretty big

FUCK RUNNNN it’s Big JIMMY FAT

by Irjsbabkak January 14, 2022

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

fat fuzzy fuck

1) a hairy blob of a person sunkin in his bathroom stuck between a tv dinner and a lazyboy smelling both fingers after finger poppin his asshole

2) a fat no-fuck-giving attitude w/ a fuzzy fuck you on top

Hey you, Fat Fuzzy Fuck pack your trash and get the fuck up out of here! I hope you used hand sanitizer!

by lilshea January 10, 2021

fat thing

A celestial beast, a being who shan’t be challenged due to his great power. Comes in many forms and like Thanksgiving and Christmas

Guy 1: Oh shit is that fat thing?

Guy 2: Yea, he’s in his Santa form right now

by B._B._T._ December 1, 2020

fat mezz

When you are packing more girth then length, as observed through the glory hole at your favorite dive.

Dude was all balls and packing a Fat Mezz.

by The Cut Offs May 3, 2024