Your Mom

what I'm doing tonight ;)

You: what are you doing later?

me: Your mom

by Fogreynix November 16, 2021

ur mom

something ayla says alot that makes me feel very sad and giggly

me: what are you doing right now?
ayla: your mom
me: *sigh* laughs on the inside *starts thinking of keshi songs*

by WHO THE DONK TOOK VALKIE February 5, 2022

Yo moms titties

Crack Cocaine

Sernando was smoking yo moms titties

by Sernando January 28, 2021

A single mom

A mom who is without another.

A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TWO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS.. ~just a little much~

by ZIJI.TWITCH@Paperbottle_ October 5, 2021

ur mom

A cow

Hey look it’s your mom eating some grass.

by Ur mom 38374747 June 21, 2022

Nate's momS

Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.

English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.

by Yert_Yert_Yert May 2, 2018

Mom

that bitch i didn't want to be here she got me here without consent. I can't believe her. Oh yeah shes that demon that gave you life

Her: Hey Mom

Me: Son of a bitch!
Mom: Actually it's daughter of a bitch

by n3xtp0int October 20, 2018