a cup of orange juice

used when life is going good

ts is a cup of orange juice
ts is NOT a cup of orange juice

a cup of orange juice by juhoonslvr November 22, 2025

North Macedonian Orange Juice

Making North Macedonian Orange Juice is when you inject your piss into a dead person's bladder, then squeeze it out of their rotting genitals, pouring it into a canister for later use.

"holy shit dude, you just drank my North Macedonian Orange Juice!"

North Macedonian Orange Juice by Coonmaster21 December 8, 2025

Tree House Apple Juice

Any bodily fluid produced by a human reproductive organ.

“Your tree house apple juice is sweet.”

Tree House Apple Juice by Imsaltycracker January 3, 2026

wash your mouth with lemon juice 

(to) stop swearing

mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma February 4, 2013

Your ass is sucking canal juice 

You are full of shit.

You think Biden is doing a good job? Well, your ass is sucking canal juice.

Your ass is sucking canal juice by tango1113 March 3, 2022

if ya wanna drink a juice 

funny song by Soupy Garbage Juice

Here are the lyrics to If ya wanna drink a juice : If you wanna drink a juice, then you're gonna need a cup
If you don't have a cup, then you need to buy a cup
If you wanna buy a cup, then you need at least a dollar
If you don't have a dollar, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you can't afford school, then you need to find a job
If you can't find a job, then you need to go to school
If you're stuck in a loop, then you need to get a loan
If you wanna get a loan, then you need good credit
Or, I guess, just drink juice from the carton

if ya wanna drink a juice by p01uyt September 5, 2024

to wash your mouth with lemon juice 

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.

mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

to wash your mouth with lemon juice by Uncle Dimma November 1, 2014