Pandemic Pussy

when you been quarantined for too long w/ no action and yo walls tighter than the 2016 elections.

A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!!?

creds: @prestiones (tik tok)

by juulianna.b April 17, 2020

pussy food

A good-looking black guy with a small dick, as would be easily swallowed whole by a woman's nether regions.

"She seriously deepthroated you on the first try?"
"Yeah, well, I'm pretty much pussy food."

by yourkidbro94 August 15, 2014

pussy poacher

A rippling hot tub poaching away at the leathery regions of a cougars hostile vagina. Spices and herbs are not necessary, but marijuana, vicodin, and chardonnay are key to success.

E.D. had to drain the pussy poacher in his backyard after Eliza spilt her chardonnay and overcooked her hostile vagina, declaring, "that was a bad drug."

by kirkddsmd March 2, 2009

Pussy wind

Wind that is infact a pussy.

pussy wind. I can lift you off the ground too, wtf does that say? Pussy wind.

by Z2the03kn December 8, 2009

Pussy Fussy

A cat breeder who wants to attain the perfect Moggie.
A self assured jock who only pets the best pussy.
A female Jock who won't just let anyone pet her pussy

Oh NO way dude............... she is far too hairy I am a pussy fussy pussy fussy
player

by Elfmack October 1, 2010

Pussy ass

It’s like sisoring but you rub the pussy on the ass hole and it makes a funny sound like water dripping but it is your poop rubbing all over that perfect pink pussy

The pest thing to look up on pornhub is pussy ass because the poop spreads like come

by pewdieboi69420 February 28, 2019

pussy crush

to dominate, win convincingly

The 76ers pussy crushed the Nets 108-72.

Diddy plays like an average joe in the TCS and routinely gets pussy crushed by the top tier players, except when he's a card rack or sucker-outter.

by ajs-lawdawg August 18, 2008