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friend

never get friends
they will be your doom
dont trust friends
NEVER trust friends
friends are boolisheet
fuck you, i trusted you alot but you betrayed me!!! weren't we friends?
by susilysus December 5, 2021
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Antonio (no friends)

A gay fat boy who is very annoying. Antonio has the ability to annoy anyone in a second most likely girls. He has been known to do strange acts such as dreaming about boys .
Yo whos the weirdest on our school.
Antonio (no friends)
ye good choice.
by virginlord87 April 14, 2019
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Friend

Friend :

A person is more than a friend when she/he likes you, laughs with you, understands you , or tries to kill you , and then apologizes for what he did and said that night, while keeping his shit together. Years later , the friend usually grows up and loves you no matter what happens and gives you your space and time to miss her/him a lot and at Christmas you are still friends and neighbors .
It’s from my best friend! Wow he sent me a Christmas card!

I married my best friend from college .
by ChigcagoMan December 25, 2020
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Hood Friend

"My friend is wearing a hood now, I guess he's called the hood friend now ahahahahah? *gets shot*"
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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Best friend

The bestest kind of friend.

Your best friend is someone that you think about every day, every minute and every second. Your best friend is someone you can feel comfortable around and joke with. You even have your own inside jokes! Best friends aren't only for joking though. They also are there for when you are going through hard times. They will support you and listen to you no matter what because they are your best friend!
Person:Out of all of my friends, your my best friend!
Person's best friend:Aww you too!
by Awesome Bloxy January 10, 2022
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BEST FRIEND DAY

Best friend day is august 8th! So you have to post about your best friend!
“Do you know what day it is?”
“Yes! It’s best friend day!”
by Zero! August 5, 2021
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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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