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Billy Effect

A moment when you feel like you know everything despite the fact that you spell like a 3 year old.

Inspired by Bill Gates.
Guy One: I know exactly what I'm talking about, I know everything.
Guy Two: You still can't even spell your own name, you're under the billy effect.
by King Bear July 6, 2010
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The Conal Effect

When someone is seemingly absent mentally, and acts like an NPC, but the act is theorized to be an antic disposition, and can destroy the universe if they wanted to.

Individuals seeming to be affected by The Conal Effect tend to secretly quantum jump throughout their surroundings. No mere mortal knows when or how, but the individual somehow ends up behind you.
"Hey where'd this guy come from?"
"Guys, I think he's affected by The Conal Effect."
"Oh we're done bro nice knowing you all"
by Prof. Mogaloid April 25, 2024
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Pussebo Effect

When you didn't get to the pussy but, you're so stoked that you feel like you did.
"I almost got it in! It's felt great! "
"Yo, you're suffering from that Pussebo Effect! "
by Crazy rat January 12, 2015
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Jess Effect

When a woman named Jess enters a situation her luck becomes whatever better or worse depending on how funny it would be for that situation
by Bones are made from bones July 29, 2025
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Thankappan Effect

The hateful emotional response generated after hearing a logical argument by Pratish Vamadevan that proves ones existing understanding as wrong.
Lashley got sleepless nights after engaging with Pratish on various topics because of Thankappan Effect
by PraxynnyCult March 18, 2025
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The Lanzarote Effect

The Lanzarote Effect is when a normally cold country like Scotland gets a heatwave and the paving slabs become extremely hot so you can't go in your garden without shoes.
person 1: OH GOD AHHHHHHH WTF THE GARDEN SLABS ARE BURNING MY FEET

person 2: oh, that's called "the lanzarote effect"

person 1: I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING NERD MY FOOT SKIN IS PEELING OFF HELP
by NoFreinds_67 August 10, 2022
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john oliver effect

When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
by Lookit Mike Rotch February 27, 2024
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