911 cum run

when you are a pilot that runs to the bathroom to rub one out but as you finish the plane auto pilots into a a building

make sure we have 2 pilots so a "911 cum run" dose not happen again!

by ZackDidall his homework July 18, 2021

Kiss after cumming KAC

To describe something that makes you feel good or anything awesome, like a kiss seconds after an orgasm.

To describes something that makes you feel good or anything awesome, like a kiss seconds after an orgasm. It's awesome, that weed edible is good as a Kiss after cumming KAC. Cumming kissing after (KAC)

by Joshy814 July 19, 2021

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

Cum

A tasty alternative to milk

Damn bro I love a tad of cum in my cereal

by DickHopper6969420 July 23, 2021

CUM

CUM Or Cretins Unusualy Masturbate
Is used as an instant conversation stopper

Random Person"so dude as i was sayin-"
Speaker"CUM"
RP"sorry what??"
S"Cum"
RP"umm"
S"CUUUUUUM"
RP"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH"

by Bigdikattackhelicopter July 27, 2021

Cum dumpster

Refers to any female who is promiscuous (slings pussy out of both britches legs) and looks dirty. Also, whores and single women who sleep with married men or nasty old men

That cum dumpster on the corner just asked me for $5 so she could buy a green pepper to make spaghetti for her 5 kids.

"Bitch ain't making no damn spaghetti"

by Caucasian persuasion July 27, 2021

Cum

A white creamy condiment usually scooped out of a jar.

The cum I put in the salad really gives it that extra oomph!

by Zilbad123 July 28, 2021