2 minutes

When a woman says 2 minutes is too much

Pov:me trying to find a girl that thinks 2 minutes is enough

by Weuh11 August 10, 2022

2 mm defeater

ppl with small penises can use this line of words and mean it, but there is also ppl with BIG dicks that use it

small penis example: bro where is your dick? firend: its a 2mm defeater
big penis example: mhmm daddy its soo big. guy with big dick: yeaa its a 2 mm defeater

by sandeR_heh January 10, 2024

2 clown party

A one-upper. The annoying prick who has to one-up every story you have to make himself sound like a bigger deal.

Me: “We had a clown at my sons birthday party. It was so awesome!”
Annoying prick: “Oh yeah, well we had 2 clowns

at my sons party...”
Me: “Way to be a 2 clown party prick”
Other example

Me: “Man, I hit that jump on my dirt bike and hit 15 feet”
Annoying prick: “that’s nothing, I hit 25 feet on the same jump...”
Me: “thanks for being a 2 clown party”

by Serluke April 25, 2019

Christmas 2

A second christmas holliday that was started by people who wish there was more than one, and who wish for one that doesn't have a lot of materalism in it.
Christmas 2 is celebrated on June 25th, that is exactly 6 months after christmas 1 or as some people call it christmas.

What do you think you a get for christmas 2 ?

by Judge dredd7 January 5, 2012

May 2

National kiss a guy named Ben day
(Especially if you are blond)

“ bro it’s may 2”
“Shoot where’s Ben”

by Mikey47 February 1, 2022

2 fingers up

You have a really big knob

"Yeh I put 2 fingers up"
"wow you must have a really big knob"

by Hehe funny August 3, 2022

MUaHLONNBE 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds

A Bemmimgfilm by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbe 2 muahlonnbeardicks in womuahlonnbehinds. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq November 3, 2025