John Bromley

The manliest man to ever life.

John Bromley: So help me Bob i'm bully in the alley

by CommanderKevin October 20, 2021

John Todd

A guy who compensates with the cars he drives, and fake ice. On his off-time he likes to downhill-ski with the boys in the backseat of a shitbox Tacoma while listening to Rack City through a gen. 1 iPod.

Awh shit, John Todd brought the gay parade again

by Not so gay November 15, 2019

John Rooney

A legend of a man, from Co. Mayo, Ireland.

There will never be anyone like John Rooney.

by IrishBridgy July 13, 2022

John

A South African slang for penis

Yo man, my John is feeling extra hard today

by Qwertykg March 24, 2019

John

Someone who plays gta 5 non stop

Stop being a John and get off the Xbox

by Nerd54 April 29, 2020

John from 1776

A man who uses outbursts of generalized masculine phrases and sayings to disguise his homosexual desires and history

Does that John from 1776 really think yelling about guns and whiskey is fooling anyone??

by PowerFart July 22, 2025

john

a term to insult a person who has john in their name, usually said to people who hate being called john.

A: Hi John
L: STOP BULLIS 😭😭💔💔
example 2:
A: bully si john diba aija?
L: TRUUU

by aijaiaiaiaiaiaaiaiaaaaaaaa October 9, 2023