New Jersey Knuckle Duster

A sex move carried out over 5 simple steps:

1. Aggressively goon into your hand before working it through your fingers

2. Pre-heat a grill to 180 degrees Celsius

3. Simmer the goon until it comes to a broil

4. Use the spunk glove as lubricant to enter your fist into the anus (minimum forearm deep)
5. Chop up the dead hooker and store her in an appropriate space for later use

Bro I totally did a New Jersey Knuckle Duster on this chick last night after the bar, bitches be crazy

by Pog_champ_gooner69 April 23, 2025

Newed-up

Used to describe a person when they totally change their look, usually for the better.

Is that Josie?? Jeez, she's all newed-up!"
"Maybe she went on that MADE show from MTV..."

by heather-feather July 11, 2008

Bitch me a new tomorrow

To yell and/or conplain to someone for a period of time that leaves an emotional impact

My mother came in my room to bitch me a new tomorrow when she looked at my grades.

by i_eat_rocks_for_breakfast_ November 30, 2022

New York hillbilly

A person that resides in the state of ny and exhibits degenerate traits. This includes a reclusive alcoholic. Someone that Acts and partakes in childish acts of aggressive behavior instead of acting like an adult. Brags about their masculinity but then vapes for the flavor. Always wears boots even when wearing shorts and loves to go up state to get fucked up. Likes cars and trucks. But not in the respectable way as a mechanic would or someone the generally enjoys an automobile for engineering and functionality but instead likes it because it goes vroom vroom and is compensating.

Stay away from southern Tier county that’s where all the New York hillbilly live

by Bingo Bongo Gimme da Congo February 06, 2020

New York Stoning

When the murder weapon is a rock.

specifically on that one episode of SVU.

"Looks like the vic got an old fashioned New York stoning."
- some asshole.

by xhofehvkdgujo August 06, 2021

News Hangover

The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.

Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.

by Staercke.Alex October 05, 2017

new guard

Someone that claims to be an agent of change, here to displace anything that was already there or always there. Out with the old, in with the new seems to be their go to motto, though really they hold nothing new sacred either. Someone like that would try and side with the majority even if the new guard was forced out by the old guard.

The girl that thought she was the new guard would try and replace everything people loved about the place with her own image, that way people would love her, all their love would go to her.

by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021