porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

zero friend

Another name for friends with benefits or no strings attached. Someone you can hook up with and still be friends with. No commitment.

Person 1: yo! Jennifer and i hooked up last night at the party. But it's okay we're zero friends.
Person 2: nice I wish mary and I where zero friends

by The legend of Zelda1010101010 August 13, 2016

Friend

A holographic projection designed to make you feel like you aren't alone in this world.

Scientist 1: Are the friends ready yet?
Scientist 2: They have already been projected... that poor kid

by No numbers in my name August 3, 2020

Friends with benefits

When you not friends with a friends you are friends with benefits

Tamaya is a friends with benefits because she is a roach

by Lovenvtn February 18, 2019

Vest friend

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Danny’s Friends

This phrase describes any event or situation that suprised you in a hilarious, fun way.

Person A: When Alfonso said “Love ya” that was sooo Danny’s friends!!

Person B: Ikr?? So unlike him! I was peeing myself in laughter!

by dannysfriend October 28, 2025

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025