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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.
The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.
by BaconMastert September 21, 2016
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Friend

a person you make a close relationship with
I just made a new friend!
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throw ur friend day

throw your friend on november 28th someone who is smaller then you
Dude your shorter then me im gonna throw you its throw ur friend day
by chiken wing November 27, 2020
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Friend da ho

Yea man I know Ric, he’s such a friend da Ho”
by MilitaryMomOf4 May 17, 2022
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Sideways friend

Someone who claims to love you, but actually will always try their hardest to make things difficult, try to make you jealous, try to make you feel less than!
I’m not a sideways friend!

Oh, I’m sorry, girl you know I love you & would never “intentionally” hurt you!
by Phatgirl3374 October 21, 2018
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My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.
My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.
by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022
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Fandom Friend Zone

It is similar to the White Collar Friend Zone in that you have emotionally gaslit yourself, but this time you have brought yourself to cope with your team’s lack of success through fabricated moral victories and self-fulfilling prophecies.
Coley: Guys, I don't really care my favourite hockey team since birth lost 2 straight cup finals, I really enjoyed the togetherness at the Molson Oilers Experience and being with friends to watch every game. It really IS about the journey, not the destination.

KB: Fuck Coley, you are in the Fandom Friend Zone, like the time you said you valued the unique stories of all the 18th century antiques you bought at garage sale when you were trying to sleep with that chick.

You should have sports PTSD from you AND your team not being able to put it home, **Foreskin Chuckle**.

Coley: Gosh, you may be right, but I really enjoyed the $26 Aeporol Spritz activation during the 2nd Round.

KB: Ok, We're Done Here.
by Mike109999 November 12, 2025
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