dirty mcdougal

a bum grabs a half eatin sloppy joe from the trash eats it then shits it out in a brown paper bag, while having sex with a prostitue he gives her a kioto chop to her neck daising her while he has time to blow air into the bag, when she comes to and turns he pops the bag and the feces splatter into her eyes blinding her while he robs her for prior money she made turning tricks
one bum said to another bum hey man where did you get all that money from, i got it after i gave the prostitue on the corner of denison and 69th st a dirty mcdougal
by issss yaaa boooy January 19, 2011
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Dirty Dig

Smelling the sweat from the male genetilia, using the pointing finger along with the middle finger to "dig" the dirty goods. Extremly effective on hot summer days.
Bob - Damn my nads smell bad.
Crieg - Of course it does, you gave yourself a dirty dig.
Bob - Oh, that explains a lot.
by Digster November 03, 2009
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Dirty Denman

Also commonly known as the Double D, it is the act of sticking your pointer finger in your anus and then sticking it into someones nose.
"Dude, that Nate just Dirty Denmaned that girl."
by Drew Larimore May 20, 2008
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Dirty Mary

When you do the dirty with a girl telematically like God did to The Virgin Mary.
Now that we live in quarantine, it's hard to fuck physically with someone so a friend of mine used his superpowers to do a Dirty Mary to her horny girlfriend Mary.
by Anonymous ッ October 10, 2020
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Dirty Chewie

When your girlfriend straps on a dildo and does you in the ass
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"My boyfriend wanted to change things up, so I gave him a dirty chewie."
by Aurorainthenorth February 10, 2007
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Dirty Albert

when a dude cuts a hole in a teddy bear and there after cuddles white set bear and gives it kisses
You: i slept grat last night!
Dude: wow did u pull a dirty Albert?
by Antondenfede May 10, 2021
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dirty meadow

A dirty meadow is when a guys pulls out and spunks on the brush.
“I dirty meadowed my girl last night
by Dirty meadow April 13, 2020
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