Rub One For The Homies

When you jiz on the ground in tribute of all your buddies who are not getting laid.

Bro "Hey man, why were you in your room so long?"
Bro 2 "Cause man, I wanted to rub one for the homies bro. Do you have a mop I can borrow?"
Bro " No I don't have a mop."

by TheSloppyBrown January 31, 2014

auld one

refers to a persons mother in a derogatory manor

'your fat'
'yeah and so is your auld one'

by dec555 December 10, 2016

Smashed one out

Masturbating

Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.

by Nope not me October 18, 2018

The one boss

He's the best in the world always supports you no matter what he's cool relaxed and outgoing extremely clever sees things no one else does.

Hes the one boss he looks after all of us ❤️😍

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

Rip one

To rip a fart louder than a metal beyblade in a bathtub.

fat guy: Bro I'm about to rip one.
fat guy 2: same bro.
*farts so loud it ruptures the space-time continuum*
fat guy: bro that was so loud we might get arrested for disturbing the peace.

by AvgRedditor January 5, 2021

the last one

Very rare. Likely the person you'd want to hang around with, due to the fact that the age range who uses this term wouldn't be old enough to seriously go through enough to leave some unfortunate guy with a label saying how he might not want a ton of trauma in his life just yet, or better yet, has some odd thing called common sense... Or the ultimate hiss/boo factor of this age range, MORALS!

OMFGWTFOMGWTFBBQ! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE HERE! NO! MORALS! AAAH!

-Phrase often said when 'the last one' tells exactly why he's managed to stay clean while everyone else is happily abusing themselves till they get Erectile Dysfunction at 17-

by TanonX December 28, 2005

Purple Veiny One

The main source of food and train of thought of the native Laurence. Although denial is quite prevelant, the native Laurence has a sharp nose for the Purple Veiny One, especially if its place is on the body of a woman that was once a man

"I've taken a large shit before.....I'm sure i could cop a purple veiny one from a tranny"

by pooftaguts February 21, 2010