penis monkey

(a) Hard to define, the word stems from the original idea that John Bauman is the one and only important person in the entire world. The word can be used in pretty much any situation for any reason...however, everytime someone uses the word, it does nothing but reflect on the true nature that John Bauman is untouchable.

(b) A hit song by John Bauman.

(c) The penis on a monkey.

John: Mark, what are you doing today?
Mark: I don't know.
John: Clyde's sucks.
Mark: I know. Jackie is a cocktease.
John: The queen. <shaking head>
(pause)
Mark: *cough...cough* PENIS MONKEY.

penis monkey by Mark April 14, 2005

monkeyscrubber 

monkeyscrubber; one who scrubs monkeys. Often used to describe an ignorant person.

"That guy is a monkeyscrubber."

monkeyscrubber by Roger "the Dodger" February 2, 2006

monkey touching 

(v.) For a third party to activate

Monkey touching in the barracks, outsiders have been shouting "fire at will"

monkey touching by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

monkey jazz 

The art of dancing like a monkey to Jazz, thus creating Monkey Jazz, the creator of monkey jazz must be playing a trumpet and making monkey noises.

A true Monkey Jazz musician also uses jazz hands to express joy and happiness.

Wow Dick sure has got Monkey Jazz down to an art!

monkey jazz by Tooley of the T Unit July 27, 2006

monkey snake 

a monkeys long penis that looks amost like a snake.

hello im a monkey my penis looks just like a snake its my monkey snake.

monkey snake by walace March 20, 2007

monkey spray 

A type of spray that is used on monkeys.

Also smells like a monkey, and cost $3.50

Can you go buy me some monkey spray?

monkey spray by monkey101 January 4, 2009

Monkey 

"Slang" for a gay person with aids

"Hey look it's a monkey" , "your a monkey"

Monkey by Squrtile November 9, 2017