full time bruh moment

When something is so idiotic or odd that it classifies as more than a part time bruh moment

Guy 1: dang I cant think of a definition for this word
Guy 2: that's a full time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

En ebin momentem

Idfk I typed this word randomly and thought it was funny lol

You have to spell en ebin momentem

by Split Soup November 16, 2020

ass op moment

When you realize that you forgot to do something very important. That very moment that you come to that realization and panic hits you.

He had an ass Op Moment when he realized he sent the wrong text message to his wife.

by Tarxilicious November 28, 2020

Crab Fest Moment

A moment when rich dads talk about how sexy their daughter’s look while eating at Red Lobster

Employee: Man, that table was a total crab fest moment. They were talking about their daughters in some leather.

by Sketchymunk December 2, 2020

Birth Control Moment

Times in your life where you observe someones child out of control, acting out irrationally, throwing a fit or otherwise making you wish you didn't have kids (or glad you don't have them)

Wow, sitting on that 12 hour flight with that baby crying nonstop was a birth control moment for me!

by Paul.x.james December 4, 2020

Funny meme moment

When an epic ting happen omg do cool

Yo that an epic funny meme moment

by jamieweal December 7, 2020