by Fermented Mai August 12, 2021

1) You can have a beer wherever you like
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
2) You can have a spliff wherever you like
3) You can have a line wherever you like
If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off
"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"
by DGdon May 7, 2019

Being in love with a disease and the other person getting what you got and still loving you unconditionally.
Boy: Life isn’t fair.
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
Girl: Life IS fair because it’s not fair to everyone.
Boy: Sounds like a perfect life!
Girl: That’s what we got baby
by Real lyfe 101 August 5, 2020

The life series is a Minecraft SMP series created by Grian, the popular youtuber. This game is based on demise, a hardcore minigame. The idea of the life series is that you have a set amount of lives, and based on your proximity to final death (your last life) you will be hostile or passive towards the other players. The Life Series currently has six installments, those being(in order): Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, and the april fools one-off, Real Life. The players include: Grian, Solidaritygaming, Smallishbeans, Ldshadowlady, ImpulseSV, Ethoslab, BDoubleO100, InTheLittleWood, MumboJumbo, ZombieCleo, TangoTek, SMajor/DangThatsALongName, PearlescentMoon, Geminitay, GoodTimesWithScar, RenDog, MCSkizzleman, and BigB/Bigbst4tz2. Many of these players are also active on Hermitcraft.
1: whats your hyperfixation???
2: the life series. Boat boys forever
1: what do you think about ethdubs and smallscar??
2: get out.
2: the life series. Boat boys forever
1: what do you think about ethdubs and smallscar??
2: get out.
by >>----.s.s-.s April 3, 2024

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.
Me: What hard knock life.
Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
