Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

John Cena

You can't see it.

"Look guys! It's John Cena!"
"Oh false alarm boys it's just a ghost."

by Sh1fted September 26, 2020

john candy

A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) February 17, 2021

The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena

Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect

by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017

Jógvan John

A lightskin gamer ni**a who listens to justin bieber and mgk on the daily

Yo someone shootin’ up da block
What a jógvan john thing to happen

by Danté Bandé July 11, 2022

john harper

Young dagger dick

John Harper Just big pp

by The man with a dagger dick March 7, 2022

John Johnny

A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London

Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅

by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024