John Marquina

A person to laugh at any time with his noises and singing and his highly charming face

Oh Wow! You are such a John Marquina

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2018

jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.

I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.

by Save yourself for dessert February 22, 2018

John

Dumb bitch
(@senor_pollo__ on insta, for more dumb bitch energy)

"Bro stop, you're acting like a john."

by Bwoccoli February 11, 2020

John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??

Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing

by Christyonne November 20, 2023

John

A guy usually tall and skinny who has no dad and has a mom who was sent to jail due to drugs

John is fatherless

by I said hi February 15, 2020

John

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

by A Kylie December 2, 2019

John Sibert

A white cracker who plays guitar and has said the nigga word several times

DAMN John Sibert you are racist

by anonymous November 20, 2023