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tightest cunt alive

When your out with Friends and the Ginger one disappears when it's his round, or his misses comes and picks him up using the 'lost my iPhone' App
My Ginger Friend is the tightest cunt alive.
by Chinese_ry November 25, 2016
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Fake Cunt Complex

Describes someone who lies their way through everything and gaslights everyone around them. Will also try and one up anybody they deem a threat to their image. Has a superiority complex and seeks validation by putting others down.
Look. That bitch has a fake cunt complex kinda like a KNife. Just backstabbing everyone and everything.
by Masternerd November 25, 2019
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mucked up cunt

when a woman's vagina and rectum fuse,then ulcerate, causing feces to come out of the vagina.
i would not want to be a mucked up cunt, or go down on one either.
by ol upchuck November 30, 2020
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cunt nugget convention

At work during a shitty time you are part of a cunt nugget convention with VIP tickets and you can’t leave
I’m part of a cunt nugget convention that’s not in Vegas, help me leave
by Cuntnugget convention employee September 23, 2020
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Virgin donkey cunt

A drink that not only leaves you on all fours after you drink one, but one that allows anyone or anything, including a donkey, to take advantage of you
"I ordered a virgin donkey cunt last night & woke up in a barn smelling like a jackass"
by BG71 April 18, 2017
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cunt-ring-gay

A derogatory term used to describe the area, and the people who live in the area of Ku-ring-gai; or just generally people who use trains.

It is often used when describing not only the people who live there, but things and actions associated with crapness.

The term can also be an indication of boredom or tiredness as it is associated with the boredom/tiredness of studying the Aboriginal religion - due to the aboriginalness of the name 'Ku-ring-gai'.

People who live in cunt-ring-gay are known to have no friends (except for eachother) as mere human contact could cause severe injury as a result of rapid falling-to-sleep. They also like to disassociate themselves with any other form of public transport apart from trains.

This causes them to live sad and dejected lives within their region and the sydney public train-line.
"Oh my god, he's such a cunt-ring-gay"

"You live in cunt-ring-gay? zzzZZZZzzzzz"

"Do you wanna catch a bus to, say Seaforth?...... oh wait, I forgot you live in cunt-ring-gay"

"I'm so tired, you would think I lived in cunt-ring-gay"

Coming home to cunt-ring-gay after a hard day of Aboriginal Spirizzzzzzzzzz
by shitcuntseaforth October 30, 2011
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caveman cunt punt

when the girl is on top and she slides to slip off point then as she slams down thrust as hard as possible
she was teasing me like fuck so i just waited till the right point and baym caveman cunt punt
by ulovetohateme September 22, 2011
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