radioactive shit

shit so powerful it can blow up an entire town. also, if strong enough can charge an iphone.

"damn, you have some radioactive shit dude. i walked into the bathroom and my nose hairs caught on fire."

by eun0mia December 5, 2021

deaf shits

The black, tarry shits your get the morning after a night out. Named "deaf" shits due to the hearing loss that is also associated with the morning after nights out.

A: "Jesus Ben, the bathroom stinks!"
B: "Sorry, I've got the deaf shits"
A: "Probably all that Tequila you drank"
B: "Huh? Say that again?"
A: "PROBABLY ALL THAT TEQUILA YOU DRANK"
B: "Yeah probs"

by qCam June 4, 2022

Mr Shit

A person who frequently shits themselves due to having a very weak bowel.

Did you here Mr Shit shat himself on the subway last week.

by Mr shit March 25, 2022

shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.

Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?

by MyInternetNameIsRon April 26, 2017

shit streak

Brown stain on one's underwear.

I didn't use bleach, so I couldn't get the shit streaks off of my underwear.

by Defdeffer March 31, 2022

The Godzilla shit

A shit so massive it hurts to get out your anus and makes a big splashing noice. After this you'll have a fart like a giant lizzard roaring.

The Godzilla Shit. What are you gonna do 'bout it?

by Japsterman April 26, 2016

Shitting Seasons

When your ass, like the changing seasons of the year, takes every shit imaginable in one sitting. First you’re constipated, then you shit hard little balls, then you shit a good clean log and finally, you shit straight lava outta your asshole.

Damn bro, I don’t know wtf I ate but it got me shitting seasons!

by Batman's Nutz August 22, 2023