Miss_tetsuros Hands

Miss_tetsuros Hands are extremely hot and very big, in fact they are 22cm and I wanna date them. Please Artemis choke me with your hands.

Emily : Man I need a new necklace
Me : Use Miss_tetsuros Hands! They will fit perfectly and are hot asf!

by Shitkink March 10, 2021

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

hand liar

Conjurors and magicians who lie with their hands, by using distraction techniques.

"Don't pay for a conjuror to our kid's party, I hate hand liars."

by v00n May 31, 2024

Hot Food Hands

A lesson in patience and futility.

I hate when Chef Bryce calls for “Hot Food Hands”. He is so lost it takes him five minutes to sell one table.

by Rocket828 September 27, 2024

bare hand

The act of masturbation when you are alone

I was bare handing when he came

by Txghyiol June 26, 2017