Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
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Get the fatness mug.Normally a Mahoosive bitch loves spooons, big ones, just a general fat cunt who nobody likes.Apart from other fat cunts who share spoon obsessions.Fat crusty cunt.
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Get the Fat cunt mug.The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
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