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My Gym Partner Is a Monkey

One of the biggest pieces of shit to hit television. About some kid who has to go to a school full of fuckin talking animals because his last name is "Lion". So freakin' stupid. This term can also be associated with anything that's a piece of shit or anything that sucks ass.
Waiter: How was the food?

Person: It was a complete my gym partner is a monkey!
by Monad December 29, 2007
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red hot monkey sex

sex so intense that you'll keep going and going and leaving you hot sticky and sweaty and out of breath
"Edward and i had red hot monkey sex ALL night last night"
by sdtthshs January 3, 2009
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monkey raping shit eater

One who engages in sex with monkies while also eating excrement
by Anonymous August 23, 2003
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freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..
Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"
by Jotomexican January 9, 2008
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super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.
Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!
by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005
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Crazy Drunken Monkey Sex

The result of a heavy night of drinking which leads to the bringing home of a girl that is in a similar state of sobriety. Oftentimes the use of four or more *condoms are involved due to the enthalpy and entropy of the intercourse.
*Warning: Sometimes leads to the CLIM CLIM.
"Man, I had the best crazy drunken monkey sex last night with some girl. But I'm off to the doctor so I'll talk to you later."
by Vagena Hurtz January 10, 2008
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cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web
"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"
by BobTheDog December 25, 2005
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