Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

friend

riends accept each others mistakes, such as my fail at typing feeling and mistakingly making it a plural

Neil is a great friend of Megan.

by thetallguy65 May 14, 2011

National make out with your friend day

On April 21st you must take time out of your day and reach out to a friend. When you and your friend get time together you must both make out or it brings bad luck for the next week.

James - “Hey it’s April 21st”
Avery - “What’s so special about April 21st”
James - “It’s national make out with your friend day”
Avery - “YES! Come to my place”

by RickByrd2027 April 21, 2024

Friends with Benefits

A corrupted friendship, since sex shouldn't exist in a friendship.

They decided to start a friends with benefits relationship. But some weeks later, their relationship and their friendship ended.

by lardex2006 July 3, 2024

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023

Friends

Some thing i dont have a lot of

“Were all your friends Keira?”
“All gone,sorry ava”

by Keira_Mcnugget October 24, 2019

Friends

Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021