Red Jacker

someone in 3rd grade who steals all of the red crayons and markers. A blue jacker is someone in 6th grade who steals your blue.

Hailey: I like red, I'm gonna pick up the crayon and color with it

Dominic: Dude that red is mine (takes red)
Hailey: Dud you are such a red jacker

by wormy4evanobutterflies December 7, 2010

Red Monster

2 parts Red Bull Energy Drink +
2 parts Monster Energy Drink +
TINY Dash of Dave's Insanity Sauce =
1 Red Monster.

Red Monster is rocket fuel.

by SharpRob September 6, 2010

epic red line fail

When one uses large fingers for typing word documents and is unable to spell correctly MS Word will unline the entire document with wavey red lines.

Andy "Dude, your word document is such an epic red line fail, learn to spell"

Paul "sound"

by the_riviera_kid October 10, 2010

Johnny Red Shoes

to be extremly organised

some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.

by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010

rusty red

When an inferior ginger being results to anger to equal out his competitive nature.
;
one fuckin angry ginger normally having abnormally small hands

Hey big D why are you gettin so mad bro?

Inferior ginger: fuck you i have a rusty red!

by theangrylover June 28, 2010

red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.

i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.

by mrs. steele July 2, 2010

Red Tooth

When a dude licks a girls cooch , but shes on her period and his teeth comes out bloody.

Guy#1, " Daum bruh last night was going perfect, with that fine ass girl I met last week, but guess what homes?"
Guy#2, "What?"
Guy#1," She was on her period and didnt wana tell me, so when i was licking it, i got a Red Tooth."
Guy#2, "That's gross bruh."

by J+G=♥ Forever July 6, 2010