Your mom

An expression or exclamation of someone’s mother.

Billy: do we have the test tomorrow?

Joe: yes

Billy: ok I’m going to study, will you?

Joe: nah

Billy: then what are you going to do?

Joe: your mom ;)

by ShadowOmega April 13, 2022

My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023

your mom

your mom

your mom is fatter than a cow

by ty mama May 8, 2023

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 May 14, 2018

ur mom

haha

ha ur mom

by urpseodonym October 3, 2021

Those Moms 👄

The best group of friends a girl could have, addicted to screenshots of poetics.

Those Moms 👄 are the smexiest!

by One of those moms 👄 December 27, 2021

Mom-ala

AHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! I have a better change of actually ending up with Jennifer Lawrence than she does of being president.

Hym "Tip to Mom-ala, stop invoking what they would theoretical do and cite actual statements. I know there are some proposals out regarding federal abortion bans. Cite them. It's better because you know the other side is just going to say 'Well you would theoretically hypothetically do THIS!' At the same time, you're not fucking so I don't care if your child murder privileges get revoked. I shiuld also be allowed to kill kids to negate what someone else has done to me but I don't see you jumping to defend my rights."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024