A Giga Chad of sorts. Hater of weebs. Jack. has a chest so large that one can play tic-tac-toe on it. This primal chad is on a quest to eliminate weebs and slam women. No one knows how such a legendary being came to be but people just appreciate him, men envy him and women get wet at the sight of him.
Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some good ol’ tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.
Jimmy: Sure pal, we just have to find Jack. first so we can use his chest.
by Jack. stan May 11, 2021
Get the Jack.mug. by Chocalateluverxoxoxo August 31, 2015
Get the Jackmug. Hey Roberto, did you come back from NYC?, are you having some jet lag?
OH no Aldo, I'm actually experiencing a JACK LEG. That's how tired I am
OH no Aldo, I'm actually experiencing a JACK LEG. That's how tired I am
by Kingaldo November 15, 2017
Get the Jack Legmug. Emil was jacking me last night 😂
I was doing my math homework for 2 hours the textbook was jacking me 😂
Every school other than Archbishop Macdonald is a jack school 😂
I was doing my math homework for 2 hours the textbook was jacking me 😂
Every school other than Archbishop Macdonald is a jack school 😂
by kdaddy-05 September 28, 2021
Get the Jackmug. A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.
1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.
1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!
by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011
Get the Jack Sparrowmug. by Oogler May 13, 2023
Get the Jackmug. someone who uses wish app and or ebay. usually a cheap ass doesn’t spend more than 50$ for anything they own deem the name jack jack
by David Alex Matthews July 20, 2022
Get the Jack Jackmug.