following fart

A fart that follows you no matter how hard you try to walk away from it.

As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.

by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

Fart fairy

Melvin

Melvin is a fart fairy

by SAYsomethin February 27, 2020

Fart

To emit gas from the anus

I farted

by Billy joe Jeff Barry Larry March 4, 2020

hot peanut butter fart

When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.

Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.

by Nutterbutterfart March 5, 2020

Hack fart

Predictable political viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls

"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"

by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020

Hack fart

Predictable viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls seeking attention.

"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"

by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020

Old fart

It is an impressively old gaming men whose Nix usually start with the letter G. They're so old that they sometimes confuse other people's ages as being old also, it is best to just play along as these old farts can't comprehend that they are the ancient ones

Hey did you happen to talk to those old farts Grimm and grizzly? Yeah! they called me an old! pay them no mind they're just senile!!!

by !3@ng@r@ng March 10, 2020