bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.

Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.

by Zizzle January 4, 2007

Savannah Sleeping Bag

Endearing nickname for a deliciously flowing mullet, known to originate in southern Georgia.

Cletus: We're gonna be camping all weekend. Shouldn't you bring a blanket or sumthin'?
Jasper: Naw, I've been growin' this here out since'n I was nahn! *points to back of neck*
Cletus: Shoulda knowed your Savannah Sleeping Bag would be warm enough!

by b-dob November 20, 2009

brown bag job

Girl with a really nice body but a face that will make hell turn cold.. looks fine from behind

That girl is such a brown bag job

by Joe!. September 11, 2006

vampire's tea bag

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

by ben curry September 24, 2003

bags under eyes

Dark semi circle that appear under a persons eyes, when stressed or through lack of sleep.
These can often be raised and appear swollen.

I'm so tired I have bags under eyes

by FudgeKitten September 13, 2013

Strap on the feed bag

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

slag bag

condom, i made it up, yes me Tom Robb. Thank you.

i had to throw away that slag bag because i have used it already

by Tom Robb December 8, 2004