Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Second Hand Gayness

when a gay male shows affection to a straight male even though he knows he is as straight as a pole.

John: that gay man just winked at me
Jeremy: bro thats second hand gayness

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Back to back hand to hand combat

When two straight males stand back to back and reach around to jerk each other off, it’s not gay if you can’t see who is jerking you off

I’m not gay so I can’t do a double Dutch rudder, so we went with back to back hand to hand combat

by Stupid fucking roofer November 23, 2021

Hands off my squirrel food

A phrase you say to a bitch (or to a guy if ur a fag) meaning for them to not touch your nuts.

No bitch you cannot suck my dick tonight. Hands off my squirrel food.

by Money MT May 19, 2010

Kenabeek Hand Grenade

when one fisherman jerks another fisherman off into his own ass hole

Sharteen made Cuckberry give him an Kenabeek Hand Grenade last night

by OneSleevedBandit December 24, 2024

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023

hand banana

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024