When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
Get the Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Ruddermug. by markoii April 2, 2022
Get the your existence license, hand it overmug. He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill
by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018
Get the Mohamed Handmug. by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
Get the hand bananamug. A television program made in one country that exports to another. usually people in the country that the show has been exported to are a season or more behind.
Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Amy: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" premiered on Showtime last night.
Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
by Ashley G., Texas June 17, 2008
Get the Second Hand Seriesmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Stick <Hand>Figure<Mangus> Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Stick <Hand>Figure<Mangus> Atristry Starts In 4.79 Nanoseconds And Ends In 6 Hours, Do Not Confuse Return Of Investments, Monetary Wise And Time Lapses, Teaching Wise, Start Escaping<.7.9.7.6.>
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Stick When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.
I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.
by Brotner August 14, 2017
Get the Double hand grenademug.