Joe Kingsman

Joe Kingsman is small, annoying and sarcastic. He tells a lot of jokes and will make you laugh, even if you don’t want to laugh at him because you hate him with a passion. One of your friends is confused as to wether otter not they like Joe Kingsman in that way. But you know he probably likes her a lot and will some up with any excuse to talk to her or be near her.
Person 1: So, do you like Joe Kingsman?

Person 2: Fuck no
by JohnnyJohnnyYesPapa_ January 17, 2018
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Joe Hawley

The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH
Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!
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Joe Hawley

A band member of Tally Hall, very well known for these things:
Miracle Musical
JHJH
Happy Monster Band
Saying the N-Word on Twitter.

Usually used as an insult to someone who is charming yet being very offensive or rude.
Joe Hawley: Dude... Those kids look so weird, why aren't they in my Twitter DMs...
Person Two: Okay Joe Hawley.
Joe Hawley: I LIKE KIDS
by Astatine16 June 10, 2024
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Alaskan sloppy joe

An Alaskan sloppy joe is when 3 people are invoked in an orgy. The flattest girls are on the top and bottom while the fatest is in the middle.
Ayo that girl had an Alaskan sloppy joe yesterday!!
by Boiwhathehellboi June 27, 2021
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Joe Roganite

Joe Roganites are avid followers of Joe Rogan. They believe every word he says as fact. If he told them to mobilize they would. They will defend anything he says or does and may even get aggressive about it. They somehow find a way to talk about Joe Rogan in any conversation they can. The only thing they listen to is “The Joe Rogan Experience”. The only thing they watch is clips of his podcast.
A: “I was with John last night and he would not stop talking about Joe Rogan. He kept going on about these theories…”

B: “I know, he’s become such a ‘Joe Roganite’ ever since he listened to that podcast a couple months ago. It’s all he ever talks about.”
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Beltless Joe

Sexual act in which someone takes your belt off, wraps it around your neck and forces you to masturbate while they slowly choke you.
Hey man, what’s with the scars on Neil’s neck?

Oh, his girl gave him a Beltless Joe last night and he passed out.
by Rusty Tyrone February 01, 2019
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Joe cool

Layton:let's listen to Joe cools songs!
Me:u mean Joe mama
Layton:it's snoop dogg u idiot of an weirdo
by Words what my BFF says October 07, 2023
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