When a man masturbates until completion and ejaculates into his hand, and then proceeds to shove the cum into his cousins vagina/anus.
by Cjmaero March 24, 2024
Get the Hillbilly Hand Piemug. The state of a person's hands after picking, peeling, biting or scratching at their hands and cuticles. Usually caused by an anxiety disorder or while feeling anxious, sometimes as a coping mechanism, hence the term "anxiety hands".
Person 1 - "Oh no your finger's bleeding! What happened? Why do you have so many scabs?!?"
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
Person 2 - "It's okay dude, I've got Anxiety hands."
by 404_Lost December 20, 2018
Get the Anxiety handsmug. When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
Get the Poo handmug. by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
Get the hand bananamug. Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.
by Juhdd November 3, 2018
Get the Black Handedmug. When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
Get the Little Caesar’s Hand Jobmug. “I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
Get the hand grenade watermug.