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Something the if you get on it, Felix the cat will be at your house ready to fuck you with his magic bag

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by Smm2lover29383837454363 July 18, 2023

cat

cat

cat

by CATSARELIFE1231231231231231231 July 18, 2023

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023

Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.

Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.

by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023

dumb cat

aka juniper

dumb cat

by EstonianCabbage July 20, 2023

Riddled with Cats

For a persons mind to be filled with quotes and images from the 2019 film musical 'Cats'. Typically an unwanted ailment.

I've been riddled with Cats recently and I don't know what to do!

by Gh0stfac3-tay July 22, 2023

Orange Cat

A dumb but cute and sweet beastie. They share one brain cell among the lot of them, but lacking brain power causes them to exude big bursts of chaotic energy in random spurts, often referred to as ginger zoomies.

Lurking under the table with wide eyes, the ginger cat randomly lets out a “ROOOOW,” and sprints across the room knocking shit over. The feline then darts across the room in the other direction, then halts. This beastie looks puzzled, ears pointed backwards, head tilted to the side .
“Jesus,” says Fred, “fucking orange cats.”

by BigQ69 July 25, 2023