Life

Shut up nobody cares

Yo I just did all my work I deserve a good grade

Bro life bro 😂

by Frankietoohankie November 4, 2023

Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

Cool life...

What you say when something disappointing or aggravating happens.

Jane: *trips and spills coffee all over her new dress*
John: HAHAHAHA!
Jane: *sigh* cool life...

by Linasaur November 16, 2010

Life

A p♡ssy who also likes p♡ssy, he's trash at arsenal, kinda nice.

he likes sniffing p♡ssy's, that's all.

" Life is secretly a cat. "

by hireath. September 13, 2020

Life

A place we are living through bodies god gave us, followed by heaven or hell after dying.

James : Man, my life is so hard I can't take this anymore!!
Emma : Don't worry, I'll kill you in a moment or two so you don't have to worry about work anymore.

by Coffee.exe April 25, 2022

Half life 2 episode 3 real

It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real.

man this half life 2 episode 3 real isnt real

by Gerald joey genkins October 24, 2023

Life Alert

Senior citizen, that can’t read, listen, falls, and leaves hair in random places. Can be saved by life alert. Be careful though, he loves bean dip and scoops…..

He really life alerted that situation.

by Pinche Bruja August 8, 2025