wicked fat dyke

Big ole thick lady that loves to muff dive with the most wettest gash in the land. Usually named after a great aunt or somethin that was also a lesbian but was born in a time when they wasn’t allowed to be one. Wendy Lawson sounds like one. Maybe you should go ask her sister if you know what I mean.

Peter: Did you hear about Wendy Lawson?

Quint: Yeah she got caught eatin her sister’s juicy peach last night under the bleacher at the football stadium.

Peter: Bummer, I thought she liked cock.

Quint: No sir, she’s what they call a “wicked fat dyke”

by Leland Bruce December 19, 2023

Your mom is so fat

start of a roast battle

mommy suck my balls your mom is so fat

by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

fat women energy

That certain vibe that you get from fat women and girls. Bitchy, lazy, not giving a shit, dont care ect.

I fucking hate my boss dude, she has fat women energy!

by Ivantherussian433 December 30, 2023

ervin fat ass shit

a big fat ass bastard that loves dick he looks like niggatron bbc nigger bastard go work out

Zack: i feel like a bbc nigger right now
Daniel: dirty ervin fat ass shit dick lover
Ryden: oml he a nigger ervin fat ass shit niggatron

by nigaiuudqahk December 31, 2023

fatty fat fatso

zaeda wawia

zaeda wawia is a fatty fat fatso

by realassfrig January 1, 2024

Fat Samurai

The sexual act of allowing a fat samurai (katana included) slam your missus in front of you.
(whereas a fat ninja would fuck her without you knowing.)
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“Dude did you hear about Jason letting his chick do a fat samurai?”
“Yeah but everyone knew Jason was a cuck!”

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by PinTal January 2, 2024

fat samurai

The sexual act of a large, fat man equipped with a full set of samurai gear, katana inclusive, to shag your missus, as you all planned.
(Whereas a Fat Ninja would shag her without permission and/or knowledge from the partner.)

did you hear that Jason’s a cuck now?

Nah bro it’s different, he pulled a fat samurai.
You know, when you let a fat Fucken samurai fuck your own missus?

I have no clue what the fuck you’re on about.

by PinTal January 5, 2024