To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.
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Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man
by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
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Idiot A: Sorry I'm late bro, making a deposit at the cum dump
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
Idiot A: Angela
Idiot B: The sperm bank, James Charles, or Angela?
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