Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway

whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions

All of these are part of Black and Blue syndrome

Chris: bro i think he has Black and Blue syndrome again, hes going crazy !
Matthew: yeah and afterwards he'll try and make excuses too!

by Kashotex January 5, 2021

Blue

You get blue dye to throw your sadness away

Girl:here have some blue

by Mcyt January 6, 2021

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021

Blue

Something that is colored red

"My hotdog is Blue!"
"go see a doctor john"

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Blue kid

That kid at school who wears all blue clothes everyday. Blue jeans, blue shirt, and blue shoes.

Hey, look at Blue kid! Why do they always wear blue?

by Jeff Candlestick January 11, 2021

Blue

Adjective

To be drunk

A popular slang term used mostly by the West Australian lower-class.

Examples:
Person 1: "Fuck man, I'm so blue."
Person 2: "You better slow down before you feel sick."

Person 1: "What did you do on the weekend?"
Person 2: "I got blue with the boys."

by chounin_man January 15, 2021

Blue starfish

When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor

Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.

by Kawishane January 18, 2021