Bill O'reilly syndrome

Often Bill O'reilly syndrome is associated with some impairment of cognitive ability and a particular set of facial characteristics. Individuals with Bill O'reilly syndrome tend to have a lower-than-average cognitive ability, often ranging from severe to moderate disabilities. The average IQ of people with Bill O'reilly syndrome is around 50. To date, only one case of Bill O'reilly syndrome is known.

Doctor: "I'm sorry to say your child has been diagnosed with Bill O'reilly syndrome"
Mother: "Should we put him down?"
Doctor: "That would be best"

by jesussavesmoney April 18, 2011

Dr. Strangelove Syndrome

wtf!
caused by a blow to the frontal lobe or a stroke , this weird syndrome makes the victim do unwanted hand moves e.g. the hand slabs , grabs the wayward hand!..
called after the scientist's Nazi saluting spree in the film Dr. Strangelove.

also called : alien hand syndrome, anarchic hand..

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

White Man Syndrome

White Man Syndrome (WMS) affects almost all white men.
A man with WMS is "always right," and will argue with you to the bitter end even if he doesn't have all the facts or is completely proven wrong. He will also find the need to criticize EVERYONE, whether they are close friends or strangers. In fact, a man with WMS loves criticizing complete strangers, and often embarrasses his friends by doing so, without a care.

Also, Most white men with WMS own hiking boots, even though they have absolutely no use for them whatsoever.

"The sky is green, I don't know what you're talking about. Blue? Go make me a sandwhich." "Can't you calm your White Man Syndrome for two seconds?!?!"

by LeChickaN September 11, 2011

ugly wife syndrome

1.A wife that was really hot when you married her,but 15 years later,she had beome a fat ugly useless lazy good for nothing,unable to drive,sexually repulsive bitch.
2.The exact opposite of a trophy wife.

Dude your wife has really let herself go.Seems to me she has Ugly Wife Syndrome.

by disappointed disgusted husband December 28, 2009

robin williams syndrome

The condition of havinig abnormal amounts of arm hair, particularly on the forarms and sometimes spreading all the way up to the shoulder, similar to those of actor Robin Williams. The victim is so hairy, that they are often confused with a silver-back gorilla even while fully clothed.

damnit tim, please take care of your embarrasing robin williams syndrome before i get made fun of for associating myself with a silver-back gorilla.

by cackalackid83 November 10, 2008

Brokeback mountain syndrome

Brokeback mountain syndrome is when someone thinks all cowboys are gay ever since the movie brokeback mountain. even though most cowboys are anti homosexuals.

guy 1:haha look at that guy in the cowboy hat. what a queer.

cowboy: "walks up and decks guy 1 in face"

guy 1: shit sorry man i just got caught up in brokeback mountain syndrome.

by cowboy up 1970 March 8, 2011

Damp-Ass Syndrome

Dual usage term. The first, essentially benign; when the individual's crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. Example: Push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. Secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the "nether region". This phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.

I am hung like a motherfuck this morning. Whiskey and chili don't mix in excess. I have Damp-Ass Syndrome going on in the worst way. I've been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! I'll never get the smell out of this chair.

by Cock Johnson December 12, 2007