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National Amanda Day

National Amanda Day is a day dedicated to an amazing girl named Amanda. Her humor and kindness can make anyone instantly happy, not to mention that she's beautiful and relatable.
"Have you heard? Its National Amanda Day!"
by Fishy'sGirl December 6, 2016
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national dumbass day

A day to appreciate dumbass’s for being dumb but beautiful/handsome while doing it! Which is on August 25!
Angie:It’s national dumbass day
Levi: Post me!
Angie: *posts Levi*
by Natalia_2020 August 5, 2019
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international kissing day

July 6th. The one day you try to stay away from all the sluts because they want to kiss you.
Slut-Hey babe it's International kissing day"
Me- Hey slut leave me the fuck alone i don't want aids.
by DicksRus January 26, 2014
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Red Flag Day

1) Pertains to the marked days of a woman's bleeding "period" within the menstrual cycle, from the beginning to the end.

2) "Happy Red Flag Day" is a phrase often used in woman code to welcome one-another into the relentless, ceremonial unleashing of hell about life's problems, onto the ears of the unwilling-- mainly men. You may see this act transpire on Facebook with 12 guys asking "what does red flag day mean,'' followed by 37 "likes" on the initial post. The best means of avoiding this outcome is to remain silent and do not (repeat) DO NOT engage in dialog.
Girl 1: Hey youuu, happy Red Flag Day.

Girl 2: God, I know. I just want it to be over!

Guy 1: What red flag day?

Girl 2: You never listen to me, EVER! I'm leaving... ASSHOLE ::slams door::

Guy 1: ...What!? What the hell was that about?
by davidjkeys January 11, 2012
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Back in my day...

The prefix of a phrase uttered by elders and adults describing what it was like to do something in their own past.
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day, we would look up Webster's Dictionary instead of Urban Dictionary. No biased information there!
Pizza Guy: WAT 0_0
Wordington-Chan: Gee, I didn't know that. Thanks for the enlightment~! ^w^
Old Man Ulysses: You're welcome, lass. Anyways, back in my day, instead of ordering pizza, we made our own on our farms.
Pizza Guy: WAT ):<
Old Man Ulysses: Back in my day...
Pizza Guy: WATEVER (Yeah, I know, nobody used emoticons in their own dialogues.)
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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national sisters day

National sisters day is to appreciate your big sisters or little sisters and to be grateful for them.
Hey Maria did you go wish your mean ass sister a happy national sisters day.
by Maomi May 29, 2020
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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.
Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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