one of your lil friends

Something my momma and your momma ain't.

My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?

by ThatBihLiyaa May 14, 2019

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always one step ahead

A person that says that they are better,smarter or that they have an advantage against a person

You think you fooled me? I am always one step ahead of you Mike.

by thatssoboring June 2, 2020

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warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

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Angry one-eyed pirate

When a man tricks a woman while having sex, saying: "i'm cumming!" then spits on her back. As the woman looks at the man surprised that the man ejaculated on her back, the man cums on her eye, after which he breaks her leg by kicking her shin.

Dude, i gave my ex the angry one-eyed pirate last week. I honestly don't even regret it, because she instantly became lesbian after that.

by The urban bruh December 19, 2021

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One Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse

Being a one man cheeseburger apocalypse means you want a craving large of fast food, Burger King to be exact.

“ I could go for a Barbecue bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.”

1 - “gohd damn I am really a one man cheeseburger apocalypse”
2 - “what the fuck are you on about.”

by When You Cant Think Of A Name April 15, 2022

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